喵星人偷吃大型抓包现场:卖萌、装无辜……你咋不上天呢
屡教不改,屡教屡犯……你说明明咱们每月都掏出大把工资,给咱们的猫主子吃好喝好了,它们咋老想着和我们分一杯羹呢?
咋的,是进口猫粮不够香,
还是大鱼大肉罐头把你吃齁了要换换口味?!
外国网友纷纷分享了自家的猫主子偷吃被抓包的瞬间:
A kitchen counter may not look like a big deal to you, but to your pet, trust me, it’s the holy grail, a promised land, a gold mine all in one. Its captivating aromas, mouth-watering sights, and unforgettable flavors make it virtually irresistible for any four-legged friend to turn into a serial thief.
厨房台面对你来说可能不算什么,但对于你的宠物……啊哈!相信我,这片地简直就是圣盘、乐土,要啥有啥的金矿山。诱人的香味、让人直流口水的摆盘、难忘的风味让我们的四脚朋友无法抗拒,变成连环小偷简直是命中注定的。
Luckily, these cattos have all been caught red-handed while committing their petty crimes, but even if we all forgive them, it doesn’t mean they won’t do it again. And again. Forever.
幸运的是,这些喵星人萌萌的作案现象都被抓包了……不过即使我们都原谅了它们,保不齐它们下次会再犯。周而复始……随便吧,爱谁谁==
Egg Thief
鸡蛋小偷
Just Taking A Nap After Eating All The Strawberry Jam
偷吃完草莓果酱,打个瞌睡先
(大型“血腥”现场==)
When Mom Turns Her Back And
You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
老妈一背过身,小家伙就偷吃晚饭剩的玉米玛芬
The Nefarious Mr. Sugar Paws Caught Red-Handed
Trying To Steal Some Raw Cauliflower,
Which Is Inexplicably One Of His Favorite Foods To Nom
胆大包天的糖爪小先生偷花菜被我抓个正着,
我就不明白了,
你咋那么爱花菜呢???
短语解析
Caught red-handed
red-handed是“现行犯,在犯罪现场”的意思;
caught red-handed指“犯罪者在行动时被发现”。
如:The police caught him red-handed. (警察当场将他逮个正着。)
和“双手染血”这一类似的“恐怖”表达还有:
run around like a chicken with its head cut off
像个无头苍蝇一样盲目慌乱
tear someone limb from limb
猛烈攻击某人
cut one' s own throat
自取灭亡,做损害自己或损及自己利益的事
have an axe to grind
别有用心,对某人怀恨在心
My Cat Steals Potatoes
And Walks Around Like A Boss
我家猫偷吃土豆,
叼着走出来还拽的不得了
Who Could Resist A Cinnamon Roll?
谁不爱肉桂卷呢?
(圣诞快乐!我们跟小家伙说不要动肉桂卷,2秒以后就被我们抓个正着,很僵==)
短语解析
get busted
逮住,抓包,打破东西
1)做坏事被抓到了,你可以说:Gee, busted!
2)被破梗、破局了。如你的求婚计划露馅了:
Last night was such a downer. I got completely busted as I was trying to propose to my girlfriend.
3)某事或者计划彻底失败,这里bust作为名词。例如:
This campaign was a bust. Now what everybody’s talking about is who would get sacked.
I Was Wondering Who Ate The Bread
我特喵还在想,谁动了我的面包?!
How I Found My Kitten Trying To Steal Food
From The Top Of The Fridge
我们家咪咪被我发现想去冰箱上偷吃的
(哼,卖萌也没有用!)
Bro My Lunch Has Been Stolen
嘿小老弟,你吃了我的午饭我吃啥?
We Caught Our Cat (Cookie) Red Handed
Trying To Steal Our Cheese
我们家猫咪小饼干想动我们的奶酪==
I Caught Her Red Handed.
This Stinker Managed To Get Her Paws On A Croissant
And Then Promptly Stuck It In My House Shoe
这个小坏蛋被我逮个正着,
偷个可颂面包,还妄想往拖鞋里塞藏起来
So My Cat Stole My Toaster Strudel
Out Of The Toaster Today
And My Mom Took A Picture
Before Prying It Out Of His Mouth
今天我家猫从烤面包机里直接叼了一块我的果馅卷,
在把食物从他嘴里撬出来之前我妈还拍照留念了
短语解析
strudel
果馅卷
奥地利饮食中最具代表性的食物之一。果馅卷大多为樱桃、杏桃、葡萄干等甜馅,也有菠菜、猪肉等咸馅,最著名的果馅卷点心是维也纳苹果卷(Apfelstrudel)。
Our Cat Tried To Steal Our Chinese Leftovers
吃我们剩下的中华料理快乐吗?!!
Caught Red Pawed (Quite Literally)
证据确凿,无需狡辩
Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat
Trying To Steal My Cookie
我男友的猫偷了我的饼干,有图为证!
(此处应有BGM:来吧展示,心在跳爱在烧,蓝色海黑色河,颠沛流离等孟婆)