勇士五位巨星定妆照出炉引起球迷哀嚎，是不是NBA历史最强首发

First Look at the Warriors 2018-19 Starting Lineup

勇士2018-19赛季首发阵容合照抢先看。

[–][BOS] Mickael PietrusTheLastSecondShot 1587 points 1 day ago

If you showed someone this picture 2 1/2 years ago they’d flip their shit

If you showed someone this picture today they’d flip their shit

凯尔特人球迷：如果你两年半前把这张照片给别人看，他们得掀桌子骂娘。

如果你现在把这张照片给别人看，他们得掀桌子骂娘。

[–][GSW] Jordan BellBootStrapWill 509 points 1 day ago

If you showed someone this picture in 1692 you would have been burned at the stake before sundown.

勇士球迷：要是你把这张照片给1692年的人看，你在日落前就被烧死了。（五个黑人）

[–]GrizzliesVinceMeatPie 178 points 1 day ago

Can't wait to lose by 50

灰熊球迷：等不及看我熊输50分了！

[–]CavaliersStKd0t 144 points 23 hours ago

You don't have to wait

骑士球迷：你不用等了。

[–][MIA] James JohnsonJewRepublican69 1954 points 1 day ago

Lmao imagine if this happened in real life

哈哈哈楼主这技术不错，不过，想象一下这要是真的该多可怕呀！

[–]ShotStick 441 points 1 day ago

Yeah this is some great photoshop

是啊，这图p得真棒。

[–]KlaysToaster[S] 160 points 1 day ago

You know what’s funny? I sent this picture to my friend and this was his same response

勇士球迷：知道最逗的是什么吗？我把这张照片发给我朋友看，他的反应还真是“这图是P的吧”。

[–]Jazzrusticate 235 points 1 day ago

[–]76ersTrelve16 86 points 1 day ago

gdi I'm never gonna escape this

我已经陷入其中无法自拔了。

[–]Cavaliersmoses_lawn 539 points 1 day ago

Gameshark

骑士球迷：这是开了金手指啊。

[–][CLE] Zydrunas IlgauskasAPF429 529 points 1 day ago

Damn 2K looks legit this year

骑士球迷：哎呦我去，2K今年做得不错呀！

[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonsupremehat13 63 points 1 day ago

Yeah these graphics are so lifelike

是啊，画面也太写实了！

[–]MagicGangstaLarry 31 points 1 day ago

Imagine how good that team is on 2k

想象一下这支球队在2K里该多强吧。

[–]MagicLegendacb 23 points 20 hours ago

I played one game vs them... I simulated to end when the second quarter started

我在2K里和这支球队打过一场…..然而第二节刚开始我就选择模拟至比赛结束了。

[–][TOR] Jonas ValanciunasDavidKirk2000 159 points 1 day ago

Smile if you have a ring!

有戒指的笑一个！

[–]Grizzliesgnarlysheen 20 points 15 hours ago

He will have one by the end of the year.

他（考神）这赛季结束之时就会有一枚了。

[–][BOS] Evan Turnerbillbrown96 119 points 1 day ago

Happy - Happy - Happy - Happy - DeMarcus Cousins

开心-开心-开心-开心-考辛斯。

[–]76erseastCoastLow 104 points 1 day ago

Klay with a beard is so much better than Klay with a goatee

克莱现在的大胡子比以前的山羊胡好看多了。

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeWillofJ 311 points 1 day ago*

lol. It’s like they’re playing a game of how many all stars they can fit into one team. Next thing you’ll know Jimmy Butler will be playing off the bench.

哈哈哈！他们就像在玩“一支球队能装进去多少个全明星”的游戏。说不准下一个就是巴特勒来勇士打替补了。

[–]Mr_Unbiased 143 points 1 day ago

Andre Iguodala, minimum bench player (for salary cap filler) and a 1st round pick for Jimmy Butler. Who says no??!?

安德烈-伊戈达拉，最弱的板凳球员（为了配平薪金）外加一个首轮换巴特勒，谁反对？？

[–]Spursbinary_spaniard 165 points 1 day ago

Pat Riley has sent worse offers with a straight face according to rumors.

传言说，莱利一本正经地向森林狼开出了一份比楼上的提议更不值钱的报价。

[–][GSW] Andrew BogutDranzogger 75 points 22 hours ago

danny ainge has sent worse offers that have gotten accepted LMAO

勇士球迷：丹尼-安吉开出的报价比这低的有的是，结果还真有愿挨他这一刀的哈哈哈。

[–][BKN] MarShon Brooksthetrollartist 483 points 1 day ago

I was looking at the Celtics pics from media day and was like these dudes definitely have a legitimate chance against the Warriors...

Fast forward to now where I actually get to see the Warriors starting lineup all in uniform.

Yah nvm about that, the seasons been decided already folks

我之前看到凯尔特人在媒体日的合照时还觉得这些家伙绝对有机会对抗勇士了…….

直到现在……我亲眼看到了勇士首发阵容五人身着勇士的比赛球衣……

啥也别说了，这个赛季大局已定了兄弟们。

[–][CHI] Toni KukocDavin998 229 points 1 day ago

If boogie is even 50% we are all fucked.

只要考神恢复50%的功力那我们就都完蛋了。

[–]76erstrappersdelight 175 points 1 day ago

doesn’t really matter what percentage Boogie is at. they were the biggest favorites ever without Boogie and they will be the biggest favorites ever with Boogie. he’s just more insurance that they don’t even need.

76人球迷：考神恢复到几成其实并不重要。他们没考神时就是夺冠最大热门，而有了考神的勇士则成为了历史最大夺冠热门。他只是给勇士带来了更多的保障，而这份保障勇士还真的不咋需要。

[–]HawksProdigy195 113 points 1 day ago

Boogie's health determines if the playoffs are a clean sweep or if they lose 1-2 games.

考神的健康将决定勇士季后赛是一路横扫还是会输个1-2场。

[–]Celticsjoffreysucks 191 points 1 day ago

I'll get a tattoo of Warriors starting 5 if they sweep the Celtics in the finals.

凯尔特人球迷：如果勇士五星在总决赛横扫我凯的话，我就把他们纹在身上。

[–]CapitalistsMatter 209 points 1 day ago

Waiter, bring me my bamboozle insurance.

骗人没有小鸡鸡。

[–]Clippersandy3172 640 points 1 day ago

Dumbest thing I've ever seen. What the fuck is that.

这是我见过最荒唐的事，什么鬼啊这是。

[–]MavericksStackhouseLOST 250 points 1 day ago

my immediate thought was "this is so stupid"

我的第一想法是“这真是太特么离谱了”。

[–]LakersSweaty_LeBron 78 points 1 day ago

i wanna die

湖人球迷：我选择死亡。

[–][NYK] Tracy McGradyWTFis_The_Internet 42 points 22 hours ago

For real tho, if boogie is healthy is this the greatest starting five of all time?

Who beats them?

说真的，要是考辛斯健康的话，这是否是历史最强首发五虎？

谁能击败他们？

[–]deliciouspuppy 42 points 21 hours ago

don't forget iggy! he's a legit 6moty candidate (especially in the playoffs). this is very likely the greatest "5+1" of all time.

别忘了一哥呀！他绝对是最佳第六人的有力竞争者（尤其是在季后赛中）。这很有可能是历史最强的5+1阵容。

[–][OKC] Andre Robersontoshredsyousay1 247 points 1 day ago

I never wanna hear Durant is 6’9 ever again

雷霆球迷：别特么再告诉我杜兰特2米06了。

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonShermarki 76 points 1 day ago

Minimum 6”11 in shoes

勇士球迷：穿鞋起码2米1。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylogged_in_to_saythis 213 points 1 day ago

The rest of the NBA is like:

勇士球迷：NBA其余球队/球迷看到此图的表情：

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[–]ssj3pretzel 65 points 1 day ago

Nice photoshop. Can you do them in a Nets Jersey too?

这图p的不错啊，能再把他们p成穿篮网球衣吗？

[–]Timberwolvesblizzyblaise 90 points 1 day ago

That’s a winners face

这是赢家的表情：

[–]CelticsBG40 45 points 1 day ago

That man cannot take a normal picture lol

这老哥就是不会正常照相啊哈哈哈！

[–]Warriorschaoism 41 points 1 day ago

This is the same man who has 3 rings, broke multiple records, and fucked a lot of Instagram models

勇士球迷：就是这个爷们拿了3枚戒指、打破一堆纪录、上了很多ins嫩模。

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetplushPudding 125 points 1 day ago

KDs fking smug

杜兰特看着真特么得意忘形啊。

[–]Warriorsprocrastinator67 114 points 1 day ago

This should be the face that accompanies him whenever someone posts his "You're upset. It's ok, I get it." quote.

勇士球迷：从今以后，每当有人引用杜兰特“我知道你很沮丧，没事，我懂”（杜兰特在今年总决赛G3投中关键球之后对骑士场边球迷说的话）那个经典言论时，此图的表情就该出现。